Ridsect, go!

To all reptile lovers and the faint hearted ones, PLEASE. DO NOT. READ. THIS.


It all began with a tapping sound on the window.. I was in the living room when the noise just got louder and lizards started to squeak like rats. I thought, Oh, you nawty lizards. Keep it down! *giggles* Animals need happy hours too okay. I turned a deaf ear and continued to what I was doing. (See, i’m not that cruel after all) Minutes later, the tapping sound became even louder and more frequent. This time, I thought i heard a thud. Oh man, do lizards really have such big appetite?? I gotta see this!:B

I ran over the dining room, lift up the curtains, and.......................

MAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

It was a snake!!!!!!!!!

A snake had sneaked into the house and had been hiding behind the curtains the whole morning. And I thought it was the lizards!!! My faithful lizards who had been eating up all the mozzies!!! They could be in his stomach right now. noOOO!!!!!

Mum and I tried to chase the snake out but he just wouldn’t budge. We kept poking his head but all he did was dodge. COWARD! At one point, he got so bored of hiding behind the basket he glide through mum’s Good Maid’s floor and hid under the refrigerator. When mum failed to talk him out, (she thinks she could do that because she was born in the year of snake. Yea, rite!) we decided to do it the hard way. I ain’t gonna die from a snake bite! Mum too. She said if were were to deal with a bigger snake she would go upstairs and get dressed up. At least she won’t die in her pajamas (-__-)‘’

Anyway, we were too afraid to go near the snake. So Mum sprayed Ridsect at it. The snake hates it! We can see him wriggling under the fridge. He couldn’t have died with just an insecticide rite? What lau kiap snake is that??

Well he did not. He just hate the wind that comes out of the nozzle I guess. From the way he hissed, I think he was screaming at Mum for spraying it right in his face. Stop hissing u idiot!

He was saying a lot of unpleasant things and I was thinking, Oh, how rude! Then he finally came out and it was like a one-to-one situation. Or more like TWO-to-one. Mum and I, armed with two thick sticks VS the 1 feet long yellow-green snake with its venomous bite .
*HISSSSSSSS* yikes!

Nothing can look more ridiculous than this.

I’m afraid of cockroach itself. So what’s more if it was a snake. I told Mum,”I’m not gonna kill it. Don’t ask me to kill. I will scream wan ah!!!”. “Then u want me to kill the snake ah? How now??? I’m scared lah!” “Take the food cover and cover it lah!” Before we could argue even more the snake came charging at us! And NOoooooooooooooooo! He’s gonna eat us up!

Then here comes Mighty Mum. We were so scared that we screamed and hit! and screamed and hit! and sscreamed and hit! and hit! and hit! and hit! so many times that I’m not sure how many snakes we’ve killed. Well Mum was hitting the snake and I was hitting the floor:B

It was so so so scary man....

In the end, WE WON!!!!!!!!

It was hiding behind the basket.

We killed him. So So so GROSSSSS..

Mum clubbed him to death. But his tail was still wriggling like an olok-olok. So we placed a chair on its smashed head to make sure he doesn't run back to the fridge.

So frEEaakIngg disGGusstinggggg.. *urrweekkkk!*

So puke-ly groesssss~~~


Go pile up on Ridsect now people. It kills snakes! :P

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